One day in the small town of New Sands Landing, a rather humorous story took place that was just messed up all around the board and it all started with one man named Herbert.
Herbert, a rather odd yet somewhat entertaining character in New Sands Landing, had the unfortunate habit of perpetually forgetting his wallet. Now you'd think that for a man always saying he’s the smartest man New Sands Landing, he'd have the sense to check his pocket before leaving his home. But no! It's as if Herbert being the smartest man in town had been a direct reflection of his memory capacity.
So on this one particular day, Herbert woke up, headed out to run some errands, and of course, he forgot his wallet. Finding himself cashless, he hatched a quick plan – one as laughable as his usual shenanigans.
Determined not to let a mere mishap ruin his day, Herbert decided to ask his neighbors throughout the neighborhood. The request was simple. He’d ask, Hey there! Nice day, Could I borrow $10?
But there was a flaw in Herbert’s plan. New Sands Landing is a close-knit community and Herbert had quite a reputation here. Specifically, a reputation for not repaying his loans. Claiming he forgot or his check didn’t deposit yet. So let's face it, who likes to lend money to someone notorious for not paying you your money back?
Unsurprisingly, each door that Herbert knocked on answered him with a straight, stern, and quite justified NO.
After what seemed like a parade of rejections, a frustrated Herbert couldn't help but yell out, Y'all are a bunch of broke people!
From a nearby porch, a sharp-tongued lady named Martha, a long-time resident of the neighborhood, responded, Can't be too broke, Herbert. After all, you're the one going door to door begging for cash go to say you The Smartest Man New Sands Landing.
As everyone burst into laughter, even Herbert couldn’t resist a little grin. He learned two lessons that day - firstly, remember to always check your pocket before stepping out, and secondly, even when broke, maintain your humor.
Tales of this funny incident have been making the rounds in New Sands Landing ever since. Herbert has inadvertently given the neighborhood a laughter-filled story to share. Just another day in the life of The Smartest Man In New Sands Landing, and the neighborhood’s beloved yet perpetually penniless oddball Herbert.