What Did You Say?

 It was 10am on a Saturday and Jamal, Darius, and Tyree were sitting in front of their building in the projects. An old lady named Ms. Jackson was sweeping the sidewalk nearby.


Lol, What Did You Say?

"Mornin' Ms. Jackson," Jamal called out. "Good morning fellas did you boys eat breakfast this morning. I cook grits and tried a new breakfast sausage and it was good this morning, huh?"


The guys looked at each other and busted out laughing. "That's what she said!" Tyree yelled.


Ms. Jackson turned towards them, confused. "What'd you say, baby? I don't have my hearing aid in."


That made them crack up even harder. The old lady just shook her head and kept on sweeping.


After they finally stopped laughing, Darius said "A'ight, I'm hungry as hell. What about that new breakfast sausage Ms. Jackson cooked. 


They look at each other and burst out laughing. Let's go get something to eat."


They headed down the street to the corner store. As they walked in, Tyree rubbed his stomach. "Man, I want the 10-inch hot dog with the big frank beef wiener!"


Jamal and Darius lost it again, cackling like hyenas. "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" they both yelled out, drawing looks from everyone in the store. 


The cashier, a Middle Eastern guy named Sayid, just glared at them stone-faced. "Very funny, guys. Real mature." He clearly didn't find their joke amusing at all.


The three friends couldn't care less though. To them, every innocent comment was just an opportunity for an immature That's What She Said laugh. Even in the heart of the projects, they were gonna get their childish kicks in whenever they could.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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