Look here. Let me tell you bout this foolishness going around with everybody acting like they got PhDs in "not judging" and "just listening." MANNNN, GET THE FUDGE OUTTA HERE!
Y'all see these people on social media like "My DMs are open, no judgment here" Meanwhile, they screenshot yo messages before you can hit send, posting them to their group chat like "Y'ALL SEE THIS MESS? 💀"
Bruh, I was at my cousin house the other day, right? This girl talking bout "I'm just here to listen and support." GIRL, BYE! You been rolling your eyes so hard behind people's backs, I'm surprised they ain't stuck that way! Eyes looking like one of them slot machines in Vegas!
And don't get me started on these "safe space" meetups! Everybody sitting there looking like they conducting a seance or some crap. "Share your truth." NAH, share some reality! Cause the second somebody leave the room, y'all turn into TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, all rolled into one!
Listen, my grandmama ain't never claim she wasn't judging. She'd tell you straight up "Baby, that ain't it." And you know what? WE SURVIVED! Now everybody wanna act like they nuns with AirPods, just nodding and saying "I hear you" while they planning how they gonna roast you in the car.
FOR REAL THO - you ever notice how the ones screaming "We Don’t Judge We Leave That To You" be the same ones who got a PhD in throwing shade? They don't even need words no more, they mastered that "Bless your heart" smile that really means "You stupid as hell like I’m going to tell you all my business."
I miss when people would just tell you "That's dumb as fuck" to your face instead of hitting you with that "Mhmm, and how does that make you feel?" BITCH, YOU KNOW HOW IT MAKES ME FEEL! Your face already said everything!
And these workplace "mandatory meeting sessions"? PLEASE! Everyone sitting there like they auditioning for an Oscar, pretending they care about Todd's and his vision of where the company headed while they typing their resignation letter under the table.
Bottom line? We ain't evolved - we just got better at being fake! At least back in the day, when somebody was judging you, they gave you the courtesy to tell you to your face that they are better than you. Now they just post quotes about "protecting my energy" and "I choosing positivity over negativity" while they are the total opposite of what they are saying 😤💯.