Tommy was at the bar with his buddies, talking about the new girl he's been seeing.
"Man, she's so tight," Tommy said.
Everyone's eyebrows shot up. "That's what she said!" yelled Greg, followed by a round of raucous laughter.
Tommy groaned, facepalming. "Seriously guys? That's not even remotely funny."
"Ah come on, lighten up," said Jack, patting Tommy on the back. "We're just messing with you. But seriously, how is she in bed?"
Tommy rolled his eyes. "Guys, can we please just have a normal conversation without any of your stupid innuendos?"
But it was no use. For the rest of the night, everything Tommy said was met with a "that's what she said" punchline. When he complained about his job, someone shouted, "That's what she said” before or after when you asked for a raise." When he ordered a round of drinks, someone joked, "That's what she didn’t say when she saw your credit card statement."
Tommy sighed, resigned to his fate. As much as he loved hanging out with his friends, he knew that there was no escaping their juvenile sense of humor.
And in the end, as much as he protested, he had to admit that some of the "that's what she said" jokes were actually pretty funny. But he made sure to never let them know that.