In 2021. Well, it happened again folks. Bruce just can't seem to keep it in his pants these days.
This time, this fool picked up Erica and her friend from Erica's house. I guess he thought taking two girls at once would really spice things up. From there, they headed to one of Bruce's usual cheating spots.
But these women took an unexpected turn that Bruce is unaware of. As soon as his pants hit the floor, those sneaky ladies snatched them up! They hopped into Bruce's truck, leaving him standing there in just his undies and socks.
Bruce wasn't about to let them get away so easily though. He took off running after his truck, tighty-whities flapping in the wind. Can't you just see it? A grown man, chasing after a moving vehicle in his underwear. What a sight!
After failing to catch the truck, Bruce had no choice but to go door-to-door in his underwear, begging someone to call him the police cause he was robbed. I'm told it took hitting up five different houses before someone finally took pity and helped Bruce out.
Of course, word traveled fast about Bruce's latest episode. His wife Mary found out in no time. I can't even imagine the tongue-lashing she gave him when he finally made it home, no pants. Bet he's wishing he'd just stayed at home and watched Netflix and chilled that night!
When is this man going to learn? If Mary was smart, she'd take his keys for good so shenanigans like this can't happen again. Though being pantsless doesn't seem to stop Bruce.
To be continued...