There were two hotel maintenance workers, let's call these guys Mike and Tim They were downtown in front out front of The Nonstop Busy Bee Inn, pressure washing away all the spider webs, dust balls, and tourist tears. They were hard at work minding their business, making the building look good for the start of football season.
Suddenly, this SUV comes speeding around the corner, throwing on brakes screeching tires before stopping almost turning Mike and Tim into hood ornaments. The driver wasn’t even looking her face buried in her phone.
Mike: "Damn, lady! You tryna run us over?
The lady steps out her car.
Lady: "Well Ex-cuuuse me! You don’t be so rude and Karen is my name not damn lady.
Mike: You was about to get wet up!
Karen: My GPS was acting up. I was just trying to figure it out and it will the last person you wet up! Is this the lobby?
Tim: Mike, "Hey man, you can't talk to her like that."
Mike: "Fool, she almost turned us into roadkill, and you're worried about how I’m talking to her? I oughta spray you down just for bein' stupid!"
And there they are, Mike still pressure washing, the lady talking to the front desk clerk about renting her room for a couple of days and Tim wondering if he can call in sick tomorrow to go pay some bills.
To be continued...
Will Karen demand a full refund and a lifetime supply of tiny shampoo bottles? Will Tim finally get to go pay them bills? Stay tuned, folks – same - time, different - page!