Unfreaking believable! Charlie paid damn good money for this hotel room and what did he get?
A front-row seat to nonstop annoying arguments! These two idiot men next door were out on their balcony arguing all night long, going on like two women. I swear, they were just to loud all you heard was:
"You always go first!"
Then the other say:
“one more time this the last time then you can go first.”
All damn night!
And don't even get me started on that door.
Slam! Creak! Bam! All. Night. Long. Like they forget something every five minutes?
They made sure to put that hotel slogan to use. It was a revolving door. I've gotten more sleep on a plane flight squeezed between two all you can eat buffet contests eating champions!
Charlie came here for a relaxing getaway, not to hear who going to stick it in first. A damn lover’s quarrel all night long.
Charlie eyes were bloodshot, his head pounding, and I'm pretty sure he can recite their entire argument word for word.
Then the receptionist has the nerve to say:
"Did you sleep well sir?"
Ha sleep well yo ass! The only thing I got was aggravation.
You can bet your bottom dollar I'll be having words with management about this.
I want a refund, and I won’t be back and for future reference supply some industrial-strength earplugs to all the guests courtesy of the hotel.
Unfreaking believable. I've had better nights sleeping in my damn car!