Wellington 3 Publishing Presents Relationship Test
🚨 ADULTS ONLY: These questions are RAW, UNFILTERED, and will expose the TRUTH. Don't take this if your relationship is not stable! 🚨
Your Relationship Red Flag Meter
Let's see how toxic this situation really is... 🔥
1
⛽Do they drive around with their gas light on for DAYS because they're "waiting for payday"?
Hell no, they're responsible with money
Rarely, maybe once when times were tight
Sometimes, but they eventually fill up
YES! I've pushed their car to the gas station 💀
2
💸When they say they're "saving money," but somehow have cash for weed/alcohol?
Nah, when they save, they actually SAVE
Sometimes priorities get mixed up, but rare
Yeah, but they eventually get their priorities straight
ALWAYS! Can't afford groceries but got a new vape 🤡
3
📱Do they still have their ex's nudes saved in their phone?
Absolutely not, phone is clean
I haven't seen any and don't think they would
I found some once but they deleted them... I think
YES and tried to show me "accidentally" 🤮
4
💔Have they ever compared you to their ex during an argument?
Never, they don't bring up exes when we fight
Maybe mentioned them once in context, not comparing
A couple times when they were really mad
"My ex would never..." is their favorite phrase 😤
5
📺Do they still use the Netflix account their ex pays for?
Nope, got their own accounts
Had to for a bit but got their own eventually
Yeah but they're "planning" to get their own
Ex still pays for everything - Netflix, Spotify, etc. 🚩
6
😡Have they ever said "my ex never had a problem with this" when you complain?
Never said anything like that
Maybe once when they were frustrated
A few times, really gets under my skin
ALL THE TIME! I'm sick of hearing about their ex 😭
7
🩲Do they leave skid marks in their underwear regularly?
No, they're clean and hygienic
I mean, accidents happen to everyone rarely
Sometimes... I've had to say something
YES! I refuse to do their laundry anymore 🤢
8
🚫Have they ever tried to negotiate "no condom" on the first hookup?
Never, always responsible about protection
Asked once but respected my decision
Tried to convince me but eventually used one
Kept pushing and made me feel bad about it 🚨
9
😴Do they put zero effort into foreplay but expect you to be ready?
No, they actually care about my pleasure
Sometimes lazy but usually makes effort
Minimal effort, I have to ask for what I want
What's foreplay? They think kissing for 30 seconds counts 💀
10
📸Have they ever filmed/photographed intimate moments without asking first?
Never, always asks for consent
Asked permission every time
Did it once but stopped when I said no
YES and got mad when I asked them to delete it 🚩🚩
11
🧹Do they expect you to clean up after them when you're at their place?
No, they clean their own mess
Sometimes ask for help but don't expect it
Hint around until I offer to help
Leave dishes in the sink and stare at me until I wash them 😠
12
🌙Do they only text you after 10 PM most days?
No, they text throughout the day
Usually text during the day, sometimes busy
Mix of day and night, but night is more common
ONLY late night "wyd" texts 🍆💦
13
🏠Have they ever shown up to your place uninvited expecting food/sex/attention?
Never, always asks before coming over
Maybe once but learned not to do it again
Sometimes, but I usually don't mind
ALL THE TIME! Treats my place like their personal hotel 🏨
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