Once a week, without fail, Bruce would watch his neighbor Lisa exercise in her driveway. He couldn't help but admire her long blond hair and the way she filled out her short shorts, showing off her sexy legs. Bruce would always turn to his buddy who lived next door and say, "There she goes again. Ooh, Lisa's looking fine today bro!"
But today, something was different. As Lisa walked back into her house, she turned around to reveal her little bootie poking out, and Bruce couldn't resist taking a glance. His buddy noticed and warned, "Man, stop looking before I call your wife and tell her you're looking at the lady next door."
This comment started a heated debate between the two friends, both trying to prove they had more game than the other. Bruce argued that he could talk to any woman and have her interested within minutes, while his buddy claimed he could do it in seconds.
Bruce: Soon as you open your mouth and that karate breathe hit them in the face they gonna run away in seconds.
Big Jim: Why you think your wife not worried about another woman cause you ugly and don’t no woman want you.
Bruce: Your sister didn’t think like that. By the way how is she.
Big Jim: I know she didn’t that’s why y’all not together now because she said you stank and you ugly.
Bruce: That’s ok at least I have a woman and you don’t. It’s makes you wonder why you don’t have a woman?
Suddenly, they both saw Lisa walking back outside with a bottle of water. They both froze, not sure what to say or do. Lisa noticed them staring and smiled before walking back inside.
Feeling embarrassed, Bruce and Big Jim apologized to each other for their argument and agreed to respect each other's relationships from then on. As they walked back inside their homes, Bruce couldn't help but wonder what would have happened if he had talked to Lisa instead of just watching her from afar.
But deep down, Bruce knew that his wife was the only woman he wanted to be with. Lisa was just a temporary distraction that he had to learn to resist.