Spotting the Uninvited Diner


Spotting the Uninvited Diner


Check out this humorous little encounter from last weekend which could double up as a memorable dinner date adventure or a nightmarish tale about a man, a waitress, and a wall-residing creature!


Here goes!


One lazy weekend, Howard decided to escape the usual confines of his bachelor pad and treat himself to a sumptuous dinner. Looking around city, he decided to visit an Italian restaurant that prided itself on an intriguing mix of authentic and contemporary dishes.


A waitress warmly greeted him. He noticed the fine details of the place – candle-lit tables, elegant silverware, quiet, soft jazz tunes playing in the background. Ah! The perfect spot to complement the impeccable hospitality, he thought. Little did he know, there was more in store.


His italian feast he was waiting on had barely begun when something dark scurrying across the dining room wall caught his eye. To his horror, he recognized the nocturnal wall crawler. Excuse me, he tried to keep his cool, There's a roach on the wall.


Now the waitress, completely unphased, responded, Okay, I'll tell the manager. Howard assumed a swift change was coming.


His imagination, however, couldn’t predict what transpired next.


After speaking with the manager, the waitress returned and said nonchalantly, The manager says he'll turn the lights on.


Hold on! The situation, strange already, took a turn towards hilarity. The entire restaurant went silent, almost turning the drama into a high-stakes comedy. The confusion echoed around the room as people talking about the apparent solution to a pest problem - merely turning on the lights!


Howard, initially burst out laughing. A bug problem wasn’t anything to laugh about, but the thought of blinding the roach with lights tickled his funny bone!


That night, Howard left with a humorous story etched in his memory, saying he would never to return unless the restaurant could provide an alternative method of roach removal, or possibly change the name to 'Roachlight' - now, wouldn't that be quite the name! The memory of that evening remained an ice-breaker in parties and gatherings, constantly managing to induce lots of laughter!


For me, it certainly validated the saying - Life does serve humor, just in the most unexpected situations!

Wellington’s 3 Publishing’s

Wellington’s 3 Publishing’s presents Wellington’s Short Story Collection and Wellington Best Stories Writing is truly a labor of love for me and I take great pleasure in being able to create meaningful stories and to have them published. I look forward to sharing more of my work with the world in the coming years.

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