You Won’t Believe What This Guy Said?
Once upon a time, there was an old man named Harry who was fed up with his man parts. He had grown tired of having them and thought it was time for a change. Harry decided that he was going to remove his manhood, much to the surprise of his wife and family.
At the age of fifty eight, Harry visited a surgeon to request the procedure. The surgeon, shocked and perplexed by the request, asked Harry if he was sure he wanted to go through with it. Harry nodded his head and replied confidently, "I'm positive, doc. I'm ready for a change!"
After a quick procedure, Harry was left with nothing but a small bandage where his manhood used to be. His wife, who was skeptical of the whole thing, was now convinced that Harry was officially nuts and with none. But Harry was pleased with the results, he felt lighter and more carefree than he had in years.
That is, until he started having some unexpected problems. For starters, Harry couldn't figure out how to use the restroom without making a mess. And then there was the constant discomfort and soreness in his lower regions. He missed having his manhood around and was now experiencing regret for what he had done.
But there was no going back. Harry's wife tried to console him by saying, "Well, at least we won't have any more accidental pregnancies!" Harry shook his head in frustration and replied, "I don't think that was ever a concern with you not giving it up, dear."
In the end, Harry had to accept the fact that he had made a mistake. He realized that just because he wasn't using his manhood anymore, it didn't mean that it had no value. It had been a part of him for his entire life, and he regretted ever asking for it to be removed. Harry learned a valuable lesson: be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.